quotes

Welcome my friends.

Here you will find soon to be famous or rather hilarious sayings by my friends and myself.

“Take it in baby” — John at Yogis

“I feel like there are so many gummy bears in my stomach” — Jenna

“When I think about the truth………. I touch myself” — Steven Colbert

“if liquor is a lover, you know I’m a whore” — Two Gallants, My Madonna